Hard as Wood

2005 2h 36m EN

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7.8

BANGER

★7.8TMDB · 2

Synopsis

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Sex in the great outdoors! Sun, fresh air, trees, and humpy country men with bulging jeans and muscular chests...this is what the good life is made of. Country life is hard work, but sweat and strain build perfect bodies. And who could be better than a bunch of corn-fed American studs who aim to deliver every possible sexual pleasure?

“Some stories are better left unspoiled.”

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Cast

Chuck DiRocco
Colin West
Francois Sagat
Joey Russo
Michael Brandon
Mike Power
Nick Piston
Rafael Alencar

Credits

Behind the camera

Director: Michael Brandon
Languages: English
Countries: United States of America

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RUNTIME

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Clocks in at 156 minutes — on the longer side of feature-length cinema.

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2 / 8

ERA

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Released 21 years ago.

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3 / 8

CINEMA

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Part of the "Raging Stallion: Monster Bang Series" — so the characters or world continue elsewhere.

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4 / 8

ERA

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Lean credit list — fewer than 30 people officially credited.

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5 / 8

DIRECTOR

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Original score by J.D. Slater. Worth a dedicated listen after — most great films lose half their impact without the score.

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6 / 8

DIRECTOR

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Editor Ben Leon shaped the rhythm. On an edit-heavy film, the editor does more to control your pulse than the director.

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7 / 8

CAST

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Chuck DiRocco and Colin West and Francois Sagat carry the top of the cast.

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8 / 8

WILD

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IMDB entry: tt0485223 — still the authoritative cross-reference for credits and trivia.

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Cinephile deep dive

The take

Michael Brandon directs. J.D. Slater scores. Ben Leon cuts. Produced in United States of America. Dialogue in English.

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Things worth knowing

1Clocks in at 156 minutes — on the longer side of feature-length cinema.
2Released 21 years ago.
3Part of the "Raging Stallion: Monster Bang Series" — so the characters or world continue elsewhere.
4Lean credit list — fewer than 30 people officially credited.
5Original score by J.D. Slater. Worth a dedicated listen after — most great films lose half their impact without the score.
6Editor Ben Leon shaped the rhythm. On an edit-heavy film, the editor does more to control your pulse than the director.
7Chuck DiRocco and Colin West and Francois Sagat carry the top of the cast.
8IMDB entry: tt0485223 — still the authoritative cross-reference for credits and trivia.
9Only 2 TMDB ratings — you're getting ahead of the curve on this one.