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Tight 78-minute runtime β shorter than most television pilots.

"We are too high to help you."
Two young stoners mistakenly believe the American Civil War is being waged over the legalization of marijuana. They join the cause and embark on an epic journey that brings them face to face with the Union, the Confederacy, the Pony Express, and eventually Abraham Lincoln himself. [Originally a series of sketches running through the final season of The Whitest Kids U' Know in 2011, released as a web series in 2013, and as a feature-length film in 2021.]
βWe are too high to help you.β
Where to watch Β· US

Trevor Moore
Trevor Moore / Various

Sam Brown
Sam Brown / Various

Zach Cregger
Abraham Lincoln / Ulysses Grant / Various

Timmy Williams
Trevor's Dad / Various

Darren Trumeter
Doug / Robert E. Lee / Various
Jermaine McClure
Bob
Bobby Abido
Nicholas Cabello
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Trevor Moore directs. Michael Simmonds behind the camera. Craig Wedren scores. Paul Frank cuts. Runs lean at under 100 minutes. Produced in United States of America. Dialogue in English.
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The Independent Film Channel Productions
US

JimCo
US
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Release history Β· US
Also known as
Movie1969
Movie1964
Movie1966
Movie1991
Movie1933
Movie1958
Movie1941
Movie1994
Movie1979
Movie1918