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88 minutes exactly โ the "classic feature" runtime most directors aim for.

"Thick Thieves. Thin Ice."
A shady lawyer attempts a Christmas Eve crime, hoping to swindle the local mob out of some money. But his partner, a strip club owner, might have different plans for the cash.
โThick Thieves. Thin Ice.โ

John Cusack
Charlie

Billy Bob Thornton
Vic

Connie Nielsen
Renata Crest

Randy Quaid
Bill Guerrard

Oliver Platt
Pete Van Heuten

Mike Starr
Roy Gelles

Ned Bellamy
Sidney

T.J. Jagodowski
Officer Tyler
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Harold Ramis directs. Alar Kivilo behind the camera. David Kitay scores. Lee Percy cuts. Runs lean at under 100 minutes. A commercial under-performer on release. Produced in United States of America. Dialogue in English.
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This is not exactly the best infomercial for living in Kansas 'cause you got strippers, murder, devastating cold -- oh wait, nevermind. It is the best infomercial for living in Kansas! John Cusack is a mob lawyer who steals money from his employer along with Billy Bob Thornton and both men discover the true meaning of Christmas, which is that $2 million dollars in 2005 was apparently 'F You' money. I was surprised, nay, SHOCKED to see a real naked woman neon sign -- don't children have to drive by that? The icing on the cake for this movie is its director, Harold Ramis. There is some blue comedy in Ghostbusters, but this pushes the needle way past turquoise and all the way to midnight. Thornton is the best part, by a mile, in my opinion. He is equal parts creepy and conniving, and his death is poetically satisfactory. If you read the book first, let me know if it's better, then I'll build a time machine and consume them in the right order.
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Focus Features
US

Nordisk Film
DK

Bona Fide Productions
US
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