How to Slay a Vampire

1995 1h 22m EN

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3.5

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★3.5TMDB · 2

HorrorComedy

Synopsis

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Two brothers attempt to kill a vampire they find rolled up inside a rug.

“Some stories are better left unspoiled.”

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Cast

John Polonia
Mark Polonia
Count Francis
Himself
Todd Michael Smith
(as Todd Rimatti)
Marion Costly
Maria Davis
Lynn Smith
Jennifer Burnier

Credits

Behind the camera

Director: John Polonia
Writers: John Polonia, Mark Polonia

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RUNTIME

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82 minutes exactly — the "classic feature" runtime most directors aim for.

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ERA

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31 years old — old enough to be someone's favourite childhood film.

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3 / 6

RUNTIME

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Lean credit list — fewer than 30 people officially credited.

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4 / 6

CAST

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John Polonia and Mark Polonia and Count Francis carry the top of the cast.

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WILD

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IMDB entry: tt0757991 — still the authoritative cross-reference for credits and trivia.

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6 / 6

WILD

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Only 2 TMDB ratings — you're getting ahead of the curve on this one.

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Cinephile deep dive

The take

John Polonia directs. Runs lean at under 100 minutes.

Trivia

Things worth knowing

182 minutes exactly — the "classic feature" runtime most directors aim for.
231 years old — old enough to be someone's favourite childhood film.
3Lean credit list — fewer than 30 people officially credited.
4John Polonia and Mark Polonia and Count Francis carry the top of the cast.
5IMDB entry: tt0757991 — still the authoritative cross-reference for credits and trivia.
6Only 2 TMDB ratings — you're getting ahead of the curve on this one.