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Tight 7-minute runtime β shorter than most television pilots.

Bernie Cates requests the services of the most absent-minded waiter he's ever seen, who pours water before setting the glasses, endlessly repeats questions, brings wrong orders, and ruins everything- but the bill.
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Steve Martin
Steven

Teri Garr
Susan Cates

Buck Henry
Bernie Cates

Naomi Stevens
Naomi

Ivor Barry

Peter Elbling
Kurt Taylor

Beans Morocco
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Carl Gottlieb directs. Runs lean at under 100 minutes. Produced in United States of America. Dialogue in English.
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A couple arrive at a fine dining establishment and specifically ask for the table serviced by "Steven" (Steve Martin). This man can barely hold his pencil up the right way and the ensuing service is shambolic at best. Not unreasonably, she (Teri Garr) isn't very impressed with her husband (Buck Henry) for suggesting this place but he's clearly got a plan - and it could be the gift that keeps on giving. We had a slew of compendium sketch shows in the UK in the 1970s and this would have fitted easily within one of them, only not at what seemed quite a long seven minutes. It's just too ridiculous on just about every level, and isn't really very funny either. Not really for me, sorry.
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Aspen Film Society
US

Paramount Pictures
US
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Release history Β· US