Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

"The Army Will Never Be The Same"

2008 1h 40m EN

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6.2

MID

★6.2TMDB · 296

Comedy

Synopsis

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When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

“The Army Will Never Be The Same”

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Cast

Jessica Simpson
Private Megan Valentine
Vivica A. Fox
Sergeant Louisa Morely
Steve Guttenberg
Sidney Green
Aimee Garcia
Private Vicky Castillo
Olesya Rulin
Private Petrovich
Keiko Agena
Private Hailey Hamamori
Jill Marie Jones
Private Connie Johnson
Ryan Sypek
Sergeant Mills Evans

Credits

Behind the camera

Director: Steve Miner
Writers: April Blair, Kelly Bowen, April Blair
Languages: English
Countries: United States of America

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MONEY

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Earned back only 0% of its budget on initial theatrical — a commercial disappointment on release.

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ERA

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Released 18 years ago.

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DIRECTOR

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Directed by Steve Miner, shot by Patrick Cady. Note their partnership — DPs and directors often return to each other across a career.

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DIRECTOR

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Editor Nathan Easterling shaped the rhythm. On an edit-heavy film, the editor does more to control your pulse than the director.

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CAST

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Jessica Simpson and Vivica A. Fox and Steve Guttenberg carry the top of the cast.

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FACT

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Marketing tagline: "The Army Will Never Be The Same".

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WILD

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IMDB entry: tt1034320 — still the authoritative cross-reference for credits and trivia.

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The take

Steve Miner directs. Patrick Cady behind the camera. Nathan Easterling cuts. A commercial under-performer on release. Produced in United States of America. Dialogue in English.

Trivia

Things worth knowing

1Earned back only 0% of its budget on initial theatrical — a commercial disappointment on release.
2Released 18 years ago.
3Directed by Steve Miner, shot by Patrick Cady. Note their partnership — DPs and directors often return to each other across a career.
4Editor Nathan Easterling shaped the rhythm. On an edit-heavy film, the editor does more to control your pulse than the director.
5Jessica Simpson and Vivica A. Fox and Steve Guttenberg carry the top of the cast.
6Marketing tagline: "The Army Will Never Be The Same".
7IMDB entry: tt1034320 — still the authoritative cross-reference for credits and trivia.