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80 minutes exactly — the "classic feature" runtime most directors aim for.

"“Oscar Wilde on acid,” “like Downton Abbey and almost as funny,” “like E.M Forster on steroids” and “a cross between a budgerigar and an accountant.”"
The movie begins with the birth of a sex toy invented in Shagistan in 1898 by Deepak Rushdie Obi Ben Kingsley, and tells the story of the subsequent decline of the British Empire as seen through the eyes of a Piano. The Piano narrates the tale of Dick; his two cousins: Emma, an emotionally stunted English girl; her kleptomaniac sister Helena and their dipsomaniac Aunt Maggie who all live together in a large, rambling, Edwardian novel. When the Reverend Whoopsie discovers a piano on a beach, a plot is set afoot that can be solved only by a private Dick, the incomprehensible Scottish sleuth Inspector McGuffin, who with the aid of Sergeant Ken Russell finally reveals the identity of the Houndsditch Mutilator.
““Oscar Wilde on acid,” “like Downton Abbey and almost as funny,” “like E.M Forster on steroids” and “a cross between a budgerigar and an accountant.””

Suzy Eddie Izzard
Deepak Rushdie Obi Ben Kingsley

Eric Idle
The Piano

Russell Brand
Dick

Jane Leeves
Emma

Sophie Winkleman
Helena

Tracey Ullman
Aunt Maggie

Tim Curry
Reverend Whoopsie

Billy Connolly
Inspector McGuffin
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Eric Idle directs. Dane McMaster behind the camera. John Du Prez scores. Benny Trickett cuts. Runs lean at under 100 minutes. Produced in United States of America, United Kingdom. Dialogue in English.
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